D’you remember that day you fell out of my window?
I sure do, you came jumping out after me.
Well, you fell on the concrete and nearly broke your ass and you were bleeding all over the place and I rushed you off to the hospital, you remember that?
Yes I do.
Well there’s something I never told you about that night.
What didn’t you tell me?
While you were sitting in the backseat, smoking a cigarette you thought was gonna be your last, I was falling deep, deeply in love with you, and I never told you ‘til just now.
Awww now I know!
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere